Is Santa safe from Injury – By Adam Edwards
Christmas – is even Santa safe from injury this time of year?
Now, according to the Mirror, 80,000 of us Brits will somehow injure ourselves this Christmas, but is St. Nic going to somehow injure himself this Christmas?
Likely ways Santa will injure Himself this year include;
- Crashing his sleigh
- Rudolf “kicks off “
- A heart attack
- The cold
- A stray bullet or missile from the middle east
Crashing his Sleigh

